Wishful Thinker

attached is a list of things you should probably know about me before entering:

-18 year old straight white cis male. better watch out, yo...
-I talk about all kinds of assorted and unassorted goodies
-my nose is bigger than Ringo's
-I've seen The Breakfast Club at least 20 times
-seriously though, my nose is freaking huge
-I'm a professional third wheel
-I'm one of them so-called "college kidz"
-I don't know who it is, but it probably is fhqwhgads
-did I mention my nose yet?

with that in mind, you're good to go

if you wish to further extend the reaches of your knowledge, check out the "about me" tag
oh, and check out the "hoppin beats" tag to listen to... hoppin beats

be sure to send me messages because I don't bite sometimes

gothlolita:

im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names

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ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

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wiki-the-avatartimelord:

HE DOESN’T EVEN LOOK ASHAMED

HE’S JUST LIKE
YEA, THAT’S ME, I DO THAT

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bananagator:

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

omg

bananagator:

older-and-far-away:

kirbomatic:

happy earth day friends

this is…the best possible use of this particular gif. 

omg

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romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

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basedgosh:

if a puppy falls asleep on you youre not allowed to move its illegal

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oh hey, I have over 40 followers now! thanks so much to everyone who decides to put up with my nonsense!

eatpancakesfightdragons:

dont talk to me about memes, I was raised in that era and I drink to forget

waltgifs:

werethefrigginwinchestersboys:

Reasons not to go outside:

  1. Ruffians
  2. Thugs
  3. Poison ivy
  4. Quick sand
  5. Cannibals
  6. Snakes
  7. The plague
  8. Large bugs
  9. Men with pointy teeth
  10. I’ll say no more. I’ll just upset you.

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nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"
"he just… he just did everything”

nagitok:

"what did this man do, officer?"

"he just… he just did everything

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wolfae:

lord-kitschener:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

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when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

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When Russia sends you nudes

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Well, that went into an interesting direction

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327 plays
Modest Mouse,
This Is a Long Drive for Someone with Nothing to Think About

h0odrich:

BITCH IS TOO REAL

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