did you hear about the italian chef who died?
he pasta way
he just ran out of thyme
here today, gone tomato
his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it
we never sausage a tragedy coming
ashes to ashes, crust to crust
there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world
I emailed my advisor something really important from my gmail instead of my school’s email address, smh you loser
im gonna be honest, for like. 10 years of my life i thought the words to allstar by smash mouth were “somebody once told me the world is macaroni” because thats what one kid at the bus stop said it was and i fucking believed him. for 10 years.
i aint the sharpest tool in the shed.