Wishful Thinker

attached is a list of things you should probably know about me before entering:

-I talk about all kinds of assorted and unassorted goodies
-my nose is bigger than Ringo's
-I've seen The Breakfast Club at least 20 times
-seriously though, my nose is freaking huge
-I'm a professional third wheel
-I'm one of them so-called "college kidz"
-I don't know who it is, but it probably is fhqwhgads
-did I mention my nose yet?

with that in mind, you're good to go

if you wish to further extend the reaches of your knowledge, check out the "about me" tag
oh, and check out the "hoppin beats" tag to listen to... hoppin beats

be sure to send me messages because I don't bite sometimes

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brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

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previouslyonavatar:

i don’t NEED any CALMING TEA i NEED TO CAPTURE THE AVATAR

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I emailed my advisor something really important from my gmail instead of my school’s email address, smh you loser

fixitfelixjnr:

the best part of jimmy neutron

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btanstan:

Two minutes of Bob saying “oh my god”.

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celeshiro:

im gonna be honest, for like. 10 years of my life i thought the words to allstar by smash mouth were “somebody once told me the world is macaroni” because thats what one kid at the bus stop said it was and i fucking believed him. for 10 years.

i aint the sharpest tool in the shed.

follow me to discover the true meaning of labor day

tfwnorearguard:

•Stand next to your chosen partner
•Wait until you get S Rank support
•Congratulations you are now married
•Don’t talk to them ever again

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fictivetruism:

current mood: baby yoshi from super mario world

image

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apollollo:

send this to your crush

apollollo:

send this to your crush

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eatpancakesfightdragons:

there is no majora’s mask 3DS, once again the void opens in my heart. 

madmothmiko:

boringpoop:

Angry kid’s heavy metal performance

I need this game

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