Wishful Thinker

attached is a list of things you should probably know about me before entering:

-18 year old straight white cis male. better watch out, yo...
-I talk about all kinds of assorted and unassorted goodies
-my nose is bigger than Ringo's
-I've seen The Breakfast Club at least 20 times
-seriously though, my nose is freaking huge
-I'm a professional third wheel
-I'm one of them so-called "college kidz"
-I don't know who it is, but it probably is fhqwhgads
-did I mention my nose yet?

with that in mind, you're good to go

if you wish to further extend the reaches of your knowledge, check out the "about me" tag
oh, and check out the "hoppin beats" tag to listen to... hoppin beats

be sure to send me messages because I don't bite sometimes

so I looked up my MyersBriggs examples on tvtropes or whatever

I got INFP

I am apparently similar to, among others I don’t know/care about, Zuko (Avatar), Tina (Bob’s Burgers), Holden Caulfield (Catcher in the Rye), Touko Fukawa (Dangan Ronpa), Johnny (Ed Edd n Eddy), Fry (Futurama), Harry fuckin’ Potter, the Mother (HIMYM), Violet (The Incredibles), Romeo and Juliet, Lord Death (Soul Eater), Butters (South Park), Padme (Star Wars), and Donna (That 70’s Show)

that’s a pretty incredible turnout



modern day rebels

This makes me happy

(via skeletalsailor)


omg I didn’t realized I had the audio for togts conceived on my iPod hahahahahaha I can’t handle my life right now

I still have your dramatic reading of Ultrabat’s dream about Jager, it’s the most amazing thing.




i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via chihirofujisakii)


did u know that we have a sale on onions today..get them now..it is a good deal..

spread the word



(via pudgemouthjin)


But never forget that on any day, you can step out the front door and your whole life can change.

I just found a bag of sour patch kids in my backpack

what a wonderful day




*mr krabs voice* secret formuler 

*plankton voice* hand it over krabs

*mr krabs voice* eat a dick plankton 

(via chihirofujisakii)


*prolonged sigh* i shouldve posted that when more people were online

(via chihirofujisakii)

(via bowlbuzz)

I just want to play Fire Emblem all day



I still think “friendzone” should be a big calzone you share with your friends. 


(via bowlbuzz)

  • What you said: I'm from Australia
  • What they heard: G'day mate, crikey this weather's crazy. I'll put another shrimp on the barbie after I ride my kangaroo, stone the flamin crows mate I think a dingo ate my baby.